Punchkins Dairy is Scary Milk Plush

The Punchkins "Dairy is Scary" Milk Plush speaks the lactose-free truth with a wink and a splash of sass. Shaped like a milk carton with some serious judgment, it's perfect for vegans, the intolerant, or your most dramatic plant-based friend.

Great for fridge décor (yes, really), office chairs, or as an ironic gift, it's scary-cute and weirdly comforting.

Got oat milk in your veins? This one's for you.