Bubblegum Stuff Office Udders

For when your day at work is so stressful it's udderly ridiculous, we've created Office Udders. These highly squishable silicon cow boobs stick firmly to the underside of your desk, offering you a truly durable and discreet tug without ever having to leave your workstation. Boss riding you like Seabiscuit? Simply grab these glands and milk your anger dry!